What I say when people ask me if I learned Spanish after living in Spain.

stacysdad:

i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty

(Source: mulderplease)

masscracc:

You’ll do what?

Hadn’t selfied in a while so I had to selfie.

lesbianvenom:

when steve rogers sleeps for 70 years he’s hailed “a hero” and “an icon” but when i take a five hour nap my mom says i’m “lazy” and “need to find better ways to spend my time” such bullshit

holmesfan:

tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

relahvant:

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what a time to be alive

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

(Source: topwithcinnamon.com)

bussykiller:

bussykiller:

BEING HETEROSEXUAL ISN’T NORMAL IT’S JUST COMMON

if i had a penny for every time an offended heterosexual commented on this post..

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